Choose one in our collection of super-short icebreaker jokes perfect for a quick break in a speech if you feel you are losing the attention of your audience.
Man: Do you work at the Bakery, cause you have a nice set of buns. A: They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns. Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car? Explanation: Argon is an element on the periodic table. Explanation: "Diamonds are a girl's best friend" is a well-known saying. Explanation: In chemistry a solution is the proper name for a mixture where one substance is completely dissolved in another — like sugar or salt in water. "Ferrous" is used an adjective to describe something with iron in it, so a wheel of iron is a Ferrous wheel, which sounds similar to Ferris wheel, the carnival ride. I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon. Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? Explanation: A benzene ring is a hexagon-shaped ring made out of hydrogen and carbon atoms — so it basically resembles a wheel.