And criminals can now learn a lesson with the comforting feeling of being Dog's "fellow bra" as Dog likes to say. Fortunately the people left their indent on the plastic card, as you can plainly see. Even after pleading his case on Hannity and Colmes (See: N-Word, Michael Richards), Dog's act of contrition proved to be in vain.
Now Dog spends his time trying to find the secret factory known as "Mightee Fine Creations". The Reverend Sith Lord Darth Sharpton issued a galactic fatwa against the Big Bad himself.
If Lyssa [Dog's daughter] was dating a nigger, we would all say 'fuck you! You may wonder, "where can one get such awesome skills? Everything such as feathers, beads, and tattoos harnesses special powers from adventures he has survived with people such as Indiana Jones and Hulk Hogan.
He even has the ability to fit in amongst the African American crowd, uttering such phrases as: "high five" "yo" "bra" and the slang version of the word "man".
“Don't care if she's a Mexican, a whore or whatever. (Michael Jackson is in fact just a fictional character created by our fascist government which soon hopes to take over the entire world and make it a giant water park.) Dog's ultimate dream is to be the new Chuck Norris. Now we will learn the powers that the tattoos hold.
It's not because she's black, it's because we use the word nigger sometimes here. He once said, "Chuck Norris is a wussy piece of shit, he only has one move for Christ's sake! The tattoos were another gift that all (except for the panda bear on his ass) came from a mystical man from Brazil. And just yesterday came out of the vagina of his furry cold nosed bitch mom.", said Dog when Leland broke his leg when they were hunting down Mufasa when he escaped from the zoo.
“My husband and I were there with our family, including very young children, when a young woman in a car with a male driver came speeding dangerously close to where I was walking my dog and to where my children were standing,” Beth told Radar.“The passenger emerged from the vehicle — she was young and dressed inappropriately, drinking beer … I told her and the driver, ‘You need to slow down or I will call the cops.’ PHOTOS: Celebrity Mugshots “She began to laugh and smirk and then told me, ‘These cops won’t do anything!’ I told her if they didn’t slow down, I’d call anyway.” Beth was shaken up after nearly being hit by the speeding car driven by an adolescent. Chris Christie is about to go head-to-head with “Dog the Bounty Hunter” in court over the killing of a south Jersey resident — who was allegedly murdered by a man that was out on bond thanks to the state’s new bail system.Duane Chapman, who became famous for chasing fugitives on reality TV, has filed a wrongful death lawsuit against the Christie administration as part of his ongoing push against New Jersey’s bail reform measures, which took effect in January.